"this fanfiction contains mature themes"
your favorite ship has to file taxes and it’s mad frustrating and creates relationship friction but they get it done and it’s a bonding experience they laugh about later. also eventually they will both die.
"Bucky, the over-65 deduction is not meant for-"
"If you’re gonna say we haven’t earned it, I swear, I will-"
"It’s not meant for people who are still working-"
"The US government damn well owes me. Owes us. A few lousy dollars tax deduction is barely a start-"
"It’s the principle-"
"If it’s honesty, we’re being honest about our birthdates, so we gotta claim the deduction-"
"You know that’s not the point, it’s about- Bucky. Bucky? What are you writing- No. You are not putting the rest of the Avengers down as my dependent children, givethatbacknow-“